NSFW Sunday: Every Person Desires Just Take a Lesbian Purity Test | Autostraddle

“A

love examination

is a self-graded survey that assesses the participants’ supposed level of purity in worldly things (gender, drugs, deception, and various other tasks believed to-be
habits
), generally on a share level with 100percent becoming probably the most and 0per cent being the lowest “pure”. Using the internet purity tests had been on the list of earliest of
Internet memes
, well-known on
Usenet
from early 1980s. But comparable different examinations distributed under numerous labels well before the existence of online.”

The known love test in history is

The Unihot tub sex tumblr Purity Test,

written pre-1980 at Massachusetts Institute of development Baker home. In 1983, Carnegie Mellon created a 247-question adaptation. Lots of changes occured because internet shot to popularity with a 2000-questions extended version written in autumn ’95.

Maybe you are familiar with the

Unisex Omnisexual Purity Test

, a 500-question variation easily categorized because the net’s preferred purity test.

We’ve been getting these silly tests because the 90’s as it was the single thing you can perform on line besides have cybersex with complete strangers. The questions include “have you actually engaged in heavy petting over the waistline” to “had your face put into a urinal or wc bowl voluntarily?” or “bare or molded your vaginal pubic hair in a particular layout (moons, hearts, diamonds, clovers, etc.)?” or “had sex, oral sex, or [mutual] masturbation with a single type animal over and over again? (live or lifeless.)” It becomes some nasty.

At an Oakland Autostraddlea meetup on the weekend, the main topics purity examinations came up therefore we thought it might be enjoyable to create our own for Lezbos. We’re going to steer clear of many of the much more extreme components of the original examination.

WARNING:

Purity Tests are not Computer. It’s just for fun. It is nbd.

Because this is a lesbian love examination, unless or else given, the sex of your own sexual spouse is a person who identifies as a lady (whether cis or trans or whatnot). Make use of your own descriptions. It’s not a genuine examination. It really is whatever you want it to be, like drawing with crayons on a blank sheet of paper.

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LESBIAN SEX PURITY TEST

Give yourself one percentage point for every NO.

After the test, your own wide range of “nos” indicates exactly how pure you are in the lesbian sexworld. You can answer yes to each and every question or no to every question. Nothing is mutually exclusive.

The Basics

Maybe You Have…

1. kept arms or cuddled with a female you had been interested in?

2. kept fingers or cuddled with a woman you’re interested in who was simply also drawn to you?

3. Gone on a night out together with a lady?

4. Kissed a lady exactly who recognizes their own intimate orientation as a lesbian or bisexual or some other lady-liking salesmanship?

5. Kissed a female exactly who recognizes their own sexual positioning as right?

6. Kissed a woman which determines as direct it is demonstrably perhaps not right?

7. Kissed one which identifies as either bisexual or heterosexual?

8. Kissed one just who identifies as homosexual?

9. Touched a lady from the waist-up in an intimate or romantic method? (clothed or elsewhere)

10. moved a woman from the waist-down in a sexual or intimate means? (clothed or else)

11. Masturbated?

12. Masturbated with someone? (shared genital stimulation)

13. Masturbated while thinking about Shane?

14. Masturbated while considering any other lesbian figure in the teevee or perhaps in a movie?

15. Had a sleepover (in identical sleep) with another woman?

16. Had a sleepover (in the same sleep) with another woman which cause sexual activities?

17. Had a sleepover (in identical sleep) with another girl which UNEXPECTEDLY trigger sexual activities?

18. held it’s place in a monogamous relationship with an other woman?

19. Been in a polyamorous connection with a minumum of one additional girl?

20. Had a climax?

Positons & designs

Maybe You Have …

21. “Dry humped?”

22. Had intercourse?

23. Scissored?

24. 69’ed?

25. 69’ed successfully?

26. Had anal sex (giver or receiver)?

27. Given or gotten dental intercourse?

28. involved with sexual tasks you might categorize as concerning thraldom and control (B&D), dominance and submission (D&s) or  sadism and masochism (S&M)?

29. Used a strap-on and other sex toy while having sex?

30. Worn a strap-on while having sex?

31. Damaged a strap-on or any other adult toy during intercourse?

32. Fingerblasted or been fingerblasted?

33. powered Hot Wheels over a lady’s clitoris?

34. Been fisted or fisted someone else?

35. Already been involved in a threesome with two different females?

36. Been taking part in a threesome with men and a woman?

37. become taking part in group sex or an orgy?

38. Had phone gender?

39. Had gender with a man?

40. Had a climax during lover gender or sexual tasks?

Lovers

Maybe You’ve made around, had intercourse and/or dental gender with…

41 … someone in a position of energy over you (teacher, boss, coach) or somebody you are in a posture of energy over?

42 … a sporting events teammate or enemy?

43 … an individual who was a student in the wardrobe?

44 … a celebrity or a celesbian?

45 … a closeted celeb or closeted popular (locally, nationwide or worldwide) individual?

46 … your right closest friend?

47 …. your own lesbian companion?

48 …. your own buddy’s girl or ex-girlfriend?

49 … a girlfriend?

50 …. over five various other women (not always as well)?

51 … more than ten additional ladies (definitely not additionally)?

52 … a stranger?

53 … an ex?

54 … some one hitched to a man?

55 … someone married/civil unionized/domestic partnered/commitment ceremonied to a female?

56 … an ongoing or previous sex worker?

57 … Whitney?

Have You Ever kissed, made or had sex with someone you found…

58 …at homosexual conversion camp or other event/gathering/school made to “cure” you of homosexuality?

59 … at an all-women’s school?

60 … via Autostraddle (‘cause they write for like, ‘cause you found placing comments, or at an Autostraddle meetup)?

61 … via tumblr or other type of web log?

62 … before you decide to understood you were gay? (as with: you first found this person whenever you did not know you had been gay, but connected together later AFTER understanding you used to be gay)

63 … at school?

64 … at the office?

65 … at a bar or nightclub?

Viewing & Listening

Maybe You’ve had gender or made completely with some one while hearing to…

66 Tegan & Sara?

67 Radiohead or Portishead?

68 Ani DiFranco?

69 Ani DiFranco — deliberately?

Perhaps You Have…

70 saw straight porn?

71 saw “lesbian pornography” that is actually really and truly just for right people?

72 saw queer lesbian porno made for/by actual lesbians?

73 Read lesbian erotica?

74 viewed porn with an intimate partner?

75 Watched

The L Keyword, Bound, Skins, Gia

or any other lesbian movie/show with a lady you would like in hopes that it’ll enhance odds of getting some?

Location, Area, Area

Maybe you have made away or had sex with somebody:

76  â€¦ in a bed?

77 … when you look at the bathroom?

78  â€¦when there was clearly a range to utilize the toilet?

79  â€¦ and become kicked from the restroom in making out in it?

80 … in a religious building or host to worship?

81 … in a school or University building, whether you’re students, instructor or haphazard civilian? (dorms never depend)

82 … inside moms and dads’ home? (whether you reside with your moms and dads or not)

83 … on a boat, cruise liner, practice or airplane?

84 … at Dinah Shore, The Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival or Rodeo Disco?

85 … on Pride month or nationwide coming-out Day?

86 … in a car?

87 … throughout the beach or even in the forests or everywhere you set your self prone to acquiring dirt, mud or renders within ass?

88 … in a resort or hotel space gained especially for the intention of making love?

89 … while being recorded or filming yourself?

90 … in a human anatomy (lake, hot spa, etc)?

Etc.

Perhaps You Have had intercourse while…

91 … you or your spouse had been on the duration?

92 … you or your partner ended up being pregnant?

93 … someone else was enjoying or having sexual intercourse in the same room?

94 … in a foreign country?

Have You Ever ever….

95 …had gender with several people in a 24-hour period?

96 … licked hummus or chocolate off an other woman’s hard nipples?

97 … had gender or intimate relations while intoxicated with alcoholic drinks?

98 … had gender while intoxicated by cannabis and other medications?

99 … had gender while pretending become sober although you were not sober anyway?

100 … had intercourse with a car because you
mistook it for another elephant
?

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HOW PURE ARE YOU PRESENTLY? SHARE YOUR SCORE!

Various Links throughout the day:

from queerbrownxx.tumblr.com

Why Lesbian Porn is best
:

“Lumpkin’s porn does not feel filthy. Hot, yes, but dirty, no. As well as for each movie, there is certainly a clip from stars writing about their particular knowledge in the set. This gives the body areas an actual face, the precise reverse of objectification.”

(@alternet) (do not necessarily agree with all the points in this post but it’s fascinating nonetheless)

Exactly why Mainstream Porn Actually Prepared the real deal Intercourse
:

“women, there is an impact between genital grooming for production value therefore the straight-out homogenization of pussies.” (

@thedemoiselles)

The Twisted Realm Of  “Ex-Girlfriend” Porn
:

“The intrinsic violation and diminished permission present actual “revenge porn” helps it be certain a lot more worrisome wallpaper in the wonderful world of on the web porn — but also the fake things shines lighting regarding darker sides in the real person intimate mind.”

(@salon)

There is a
screw yeah Jiz Lee
now, are you aware? It’s no
screw yeah autostraddle
, but it’s pretty rad likewise. (@tumblr)

Intercourse guidance from pro-choice protestors
(@nerve)